Welcome to Zombie Flambe.  This is the complimentary guided tour.  Tip well or I’ll have the electric jeep break down near the raptor cage! 

Zombie Flambe… It’s the kind of blog that focuses more on nothing, and less on something.  Much like a pack of zombies, there really is no defining theme or topic to this site other than the fact that it’s a site.  It is simply the worst of whatever is milling about my mind at the moment.  These things range from Actionscript 3, PHP/MySQL web development, Joomla CMS/Framework, my fantastic msPaint comics, …and stuff.

When I start blogging I find that I usually end up needing to post more than one blog because I’ve gotten myself 3 pages into something that wasn’t even remotely to be the point of the blog.  So I go back and change the title and cut out the bits I Meant to blog about and those usually get thrown out because the moment has passed and I’ll “get to them later.”  Dont believe me for a second!  I probably won’t.  I’ve probably already forgotten what I was going to get to later and for that matter, I’ve already forgotten why you shouldn’t believe me.  It’s ok… you can trust me…

I am not brief.  I ramble.  I do not like editing.  I do not like Googling and visiting someone else’s blog just to see that the topic I’ve been searching for and their whole entire blog post is their “little blurb” that happened to contain a keyword and a line or two of their DVD Commentary on someone elses idea.  I Like Substance.  I Like My Ideas.  Thats Why You Blog.  If you ever see me go through the “trouble” to post a blog entry that just links to a real idea/article on someone else’s site, please punch me hard.  I won’t care where.  I’m a hypocrite.  Oops.

I sometimes find myself overwhelmed by the sheer number of random ideas that replicate inside my head.  The Zombie Flambe is my attempt to cull the weak…. sorry.